This isn't necessarily a laugh out loud selection of images - but it does make me smile when you see some young, trendy Japanese youth with what they think is a cool t-shirt with an English slogan, but in reality is a literal translation of god knows what. It's the quivalent of people in the UK with tatoos of chinese symbols that they think mean 'peace', 'balance' or 'harmony' but actually mean 'fried king prawn'.
14/02/2015 135,000 hits
Feck knows what you're all looking at, but thanks anyway
11/11/14 105,000 hits
Thanks again for visiting. Gallery page in back in construction again, back very soon
27/10/2014 Coming up for 100,000 hits!
96, 607 so far, thanks to all who have visited
26/10/2014 Flickr on the earlobe
Have spent more time uploading photos to Flickr than here, please see my Flickr link above to have a look
15/03/14 Time for a Change
Bored of the existing design and too many images on this site, have changed the design completely and moved most of the images to Flickr.
11/12/13 Time for another update
Been a while since I uploaded any photos, will do so soon as I've taken loads recently
11/07/13 Venice ze bus due? (read in German accent)
Took the wife to Venice last month for her 40th for a long weekend, took about 2000 shots, will upload best of this week
06/07/13 TV Stardom!
Well, sort of...a bit...in the sense of 'not at all'. But surpised and pleased that BBC Scotland contacted me and aksed for full resolution versions of some images I have sent them in the past for the 'Your Pictures of Scotland' web pages. They want to display large lightbox images in the BBC reception area and would like to consider using one or more of my images. Really hope they do.
09/05/13 World's Best Site 'Get's Better' Shock
That's it, I have finally finished updating and reorganising my collection. I hope you enjoy and either buy everything or offer me a job at £100k a year. With car. And holidays equivalent to a teacher. And the same working hours.
07/05/13 9th Photo Sold!
I have decided I don't need to go on the Apprentice now, I am a successful entrepreneur on my own. I am quite happy behaving like an arse at home without behaving like that on prime time TV.
Some photos will be unavailable to view for a while as I remove a lot of the images from this site, there are just too many mediocre ones!
15/02/13 Call me Mr Bailey
I have now sold 8 photos now! I thought it wouldn't change me, but it has. I now wear sunglasses indoors, drive like an arse and the public must not look me in the eye.
09/01/13 Transferred over photo collection from one hard drive to another, turns out I have 41,600 photos. Too many??
I'm a Pro!
12/12/12 Sold 2 photos! One for $6.00 and one for 10 cents! I'm a pro! A rich pro! That's it, I'm resigning from my job. Today. Definitely...well, maybe....well, I'll give it another 6 months...or a year
01/11/12 Now using a new LEE filter system, with 0.9 ND Soft Grad and 0.9 ND Hard Grad slot in filters. Used on the Bamburgh Castle shots, seemed to make a difference but practice will be required!
Sept 2012 Got rid of 18-200mm EF-S and replaced with Canon EF 17-40mm F/4 L USM and Canon EF 70-200mm F/4 L IS USM lenses - brilliant to use, much improved image quality
02/01/12 I have uploaded all my images now, just one or two things to do then that's it - the worlds least visited site is complete
25/12/11 Nearly finished uploading the photos
Home page now online
19/12/11 It's mid-December, it's feckin freezing and I am now online! It's not even nearly finished but enjoy anyway
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